I had this idea last week, and then the Obama campaign sort of made it themselves, which felt rather vindicating. Although naturally, when they did it, I complained that they got it all wrong. Critics.
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An old guy from oldland puts a 78 on a victrola. The label says Grand OLD Party, OLD Republican Favorites or something and it skips and just says "tax cuts for the rich, tax cuts for the rich" or "borrow and spend, borrow and spend" or something over and over.
VO: Tired of hearing the same old thing from Washington? Had enough? It's time for a change in America. Vote Obama-Biden, because we can't afford four more years of the same.
Then, the wall explodes, and it's DIAMOND DAVE with a bunch of beautiful girls in bikinis and the old guy grimaces at the camera like DAMN KIDS ITS NOT EVEN MUSIC JUST NOISE.
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VO: Tired of hearing the same old thing from Washington? Had enough? It's time for a change in America. Vote Obama-Biden, because we can't afford four more years of the same.
Then, the wall explodes, and it's DIAMOND DAVE with a bunch of beautiful girls in bikinis and the old guy grimaces at the camera like DAMN KIDS ITS NOT EVEN MUSIC JUST NOISE.
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